My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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