This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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