This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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