That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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