I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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