Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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