I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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