Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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