Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
vagina is talking i cant
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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