everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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