Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
