She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
