just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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