I love black thongs
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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