I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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