Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
