so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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