Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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