It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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