chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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