My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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