Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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