friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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