What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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