Please don't use social media to get back at me.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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