yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
