i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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