i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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