PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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