We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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