How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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