i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I think people are normalizing furries
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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