North Korea, Best Korea!
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I need moral support for this bender
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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