she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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