his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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