You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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