Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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