I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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