i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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