Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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