So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Two words: nipple clamps
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