this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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