okay pat passed out under dana's car
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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