I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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