I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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