She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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