oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize