He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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