What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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