How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
the room spins SO much faster in panama
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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