I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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