gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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