I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
this hospital has no fireball
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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