my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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